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Tangerine Kitty - Dumb Ways
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讓頭髮燒起來
Set fire to your hair
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用棍子戳一隻灰熊
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
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吃了早就過期的藥
Eat medicine that's out of date
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用私處當餌釣食人魚
Use your private parts as piranha bait
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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用叉子拿烤麵包機的土司
Get your toast out with a fork
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自己動手修理電器
Do your own electrical work
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自己學怎麼開飛機
Teach yourself how to fly
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吃了過期兩個禮拜沒放冰箱的派
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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邀請變態殺人魔進屋子裡
Invite a psycho killer inside
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刮花毒販的新車
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
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在外太空掀開頭盔
Take your helmet off in outer space
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用乾衣機當藏身處
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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養響尾蛇當寵物
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
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上網賣了兩顆腎臟
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
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吃掉一條強力膠
Eat a tube of superglue
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這個紅按鈕是做什麼用的？
I wonder what's this red button do?
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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笨笨的死法
Dumb ways to die
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好多笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
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沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
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站在火車站月台的邊緣
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
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柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
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穿越月台間的鐵軌
Run cross the tracks between the platforms
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這些可能不押韻但都有可能會發生
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
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最笨的死法
Dumbest ways to die
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最笨的死法
Dumbest ways to die
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最笨的死法
Dumbest ways to die
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如此多種
So many dumb
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如此多種笨笨的死法
So many dumb ways to die
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