歌词

Smile

When you first left me I was wanting more
But you were doing that girl next door,

what ja do that for
When you first left me I didn't know what

to say
I never been on my own that way, just sat

by myself all day

I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my

smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

Whenever you see me you say that you want

me back
And I tell you it don't mean jack, no it

don't mean jack
I couldn't stop laughing, no I just could

help myself
See you messed up my mental health I was

quite unwell

I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my

smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalala

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my

smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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Knock 'Em Out


Alright so this is a song about anyone, it

could be anyone.
You're just doing your own thing and some

one comes out the blue,
They're like,
"Alright"
He's saying,
"Yeah can I take your digits?"
And you're like, "no not in a million

years, you're nasty
please leave me alone."

Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks ok,
Caught him looking and she walks his way,
"alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink

then?"
"err no, but I was thinking of buying one

for your friend..."

She's got no taste hand on his waste,

tries to pull away but her lips on his

face,
"if you insist I'll have a white wine

spritzer"
"sorry love, but you ain't a pretty

picture."

[Chorus]
Can't knock em out, can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest

way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you cant have me number,
"why?"
Because I've lost my phone.

Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant,

having a baby in like 6 months so no, and

yeah, yeah...

"I recognise this guy..."
That's what she's thinking,
As he comes over her heart starts sinking,
She's like,
"oh here we go.."
It's a routine check that she already

knows, she's thinking they're all the

same.

"yeah you alright baby? You look alright

still, yeah what's your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag,

tries to get away from the guy on a blag,

can't find a light,
"use mine"
"you see the thing is I really don't have

the time."

[Chorus]

Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years,

[Chorus x2]

nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I've got herpes, err no I've got

syphilis...


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LDN




Riding through the city on my bike all day
Cause the filth took away my licence
It doesn't get me down and I feel ok
Cause the sights that I'm seeing are

priceless

Everything seems to look as it should
But I wonder what goes on behind doors
A fella looking dapper, but he's sittin

with a slapper
Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore

You might laugh you might frown
Walkin' round London town

[Chorus]
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?
Would I wanna be anywhere else
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?
Would I wanna be anywhere else

When you look with your eyes
Everything seems nice
But if you look twice
you can see it's all lies

There was a little old lady, who was

walkin down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city havin

lunch in the park
I believe that it's called al fresco
Then a kid came along to offer a hand

But before she had time to accept it
hits her over the head, doesn't care if

she's dead
Cause he's got all her jewellery and

wallet

You might laugh you might frown
walkin round London town

[Chorus]
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?
Would I wanna be anywhere else
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?
Would I wanna be anywhere else

When you look with your eyes
Everything seems nice
But if you look twice
you can see it's all lies

Life, that's city life, yeah that's city

life, that's city life
Life, that's city life, yeah that's city

life, that's city life

[Chorus]
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?
Would I wanna be anywhere else
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?
Would I wanna be anywhere else
[Chorus x4]

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Everything's Just Wonderful




Do you think, everything, everyone, is

going mental,
It seems to me that it's spiralling outta

control and it's inevitable,
Now don't you think,
This time is yours, this time is mine,
Its temperamental,
It seems to me, we're on all fours,
Crawling on our knees,
Someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford

it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give

me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin

money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of

my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie

crumbles.

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I'm fine,
Everything's just wonderful,
I'm having the time of my life.

Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the

world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night,
Don't say it's gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti

bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and

days and days.
In the magazines they talk about weight

loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like kate

moss,
Oh no it's not the life I chose,
But I guess that's the way that things go,

[Chorus x2]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [etc.]

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford

it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give

me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin

money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of

my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie

crumbles.

Oh well I guess it's just the way that

things go,
I suppose that's the way the cookie

crumbles,
Oh well I guess it's just the way that

things go,
I suppose that's the way the cookie

crumbles.

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Not Big




Now listen I think you and me have come to

the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well ok that's fine,
Alright how would it make you feel if I

told you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent

together,
Yeah I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied,
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the time I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give

it to me gentle,
Yeah you really must think your great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of

weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell them that your rubbish in

bed now
and that your small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well your out of luck.
Yeah lets rewind, let's turn back time to

when you couldn't get it up,
You know what it shoulda ended there,
That's when I shoulda shown you the door.
If that weren't enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda

mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus]
Your not big your not clever,
No u aint a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda

mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.


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Friday Night


Friday night last orders at the pub,
Get in the car and drive to the club,
There's a massive crowd outside so we get

in to the queue
It's quarter past 11 now we won't get in

till quarter to.

It's quarter to and we get to the front,
Girl on a guest list dressed like a c***
She asked security to check in my shoes,
You can play this game with me but you

know you're gonna lose.

[Hook]
Looked me up and down,
I don't make a sound,
There's a lesson that I want you to learn,
If you're gonna play with fire then you're

gonna get burned,

[Chorus]
Don't try and test me cos you'll get

reaction,
Another drink and I'm ready for action,
I don't know who you think you are,
But making people scared wont get you very

far.


In the club make our way to the bar,
Good dancing love but you should of worn a

bra.
Guy on the mike and he's making too much

noise,
There's these girls in the corner wanting

attention from the boys.

I see these girls and they're shouting

through the crowd,
Don't understand why they're being really

loud.
They make their way over to me,
They try to push me out the way,
I'll push her back, she looks at me and

says,
What you tryna say?

[Hook]
[Chorus x2]


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Shame For You




I've been thinking that you've crossed the

line,
if you disagree well that will be just

fine,
cos you waste my time and waste my money
and your not too cool and your not so

funny!
Spreading your seed all over the town
getting too greedy and messing around:
Oh my gosh you must be joking me
if you think that you'll be poking me.

Don't take me on no, no
Don't take me on no, no
Ddon't take me ooon
Shattered the lie but you think I don't

already know,
Don't try to deny cos my fuse is ready to

blow
Its your turn to learn I think that you

know where to go
It's a shame, shame, shame for you

Please don't come around and knock on my

door
cos I don't want to have to pick you up of

the floor,
when you ask if we can still be lovers,
I'll have to introduce my brothers,
Think that they could teach you a lesson

or two,
By the time they've finished you'll be

black and blue
You'll be crying like a baby,
A sea of tears they'll call the navy in.

Don't take me on no, no
Don't take me on no, no
Don't take me ooon
Shattered the lie but you think I don't

already know,
Don't try to deny cos my fuse is ready to

blow
It's your turn to learn I think that you

know where to go
It's a shame shame shame for you

Don't take me on no, no
Don't take me on no, no
Don't take me ooon
Shattered the lie but you think I don't

already know,
Don't try to deny cos my fuse is ready to

blow
It's your turn to learn but I think that

you know where to go
It's a shame shame shame for you

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Littlest Things




Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and

reminiscing
Especially when I have to watch other

people kissin'
And I remember when you started callin' me

your miss's
All the play fightin', all the flirtatious

disses
I'd tell you sad stories about my

childhood
I dont why I trusted you but I knew that I

could
We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our

own dirt
I was just so happy in your boxers and

your t-shirt

[Chorus]
Dreams, Dreams
Of when we had just started things
Dreams of you and me
It seems, It seems
That I can't shake those memories
I wonder if you have the same dreams too.

The littlest things that take me there
I know it sounds lame but its so true
I know its not right, but it seems unfair
That the things are reminding me of you
Sometimes I wish we could just pretend
Even if for only one weekend
So come on, Tell me
Is this the end?

Drinkin' tea in bed
Watching DVD's
When I discovered all your dirty grotty

magazines
You take me out shopping and all we'd buy

is trainers
As if we ever needed anything to entertain

us
the first time that you introduced me to

your friends
and you could tell I was nervous, so you

held my hand
when I was feeling down, you made that

face you do
no one in the world that could replace you

[Chorus]
Dreams, Dreams
Of when we had just started things
Dreams of me and you
It seems, It seems
That I can't shake those memories
I wonder if you feel the same way too

The littlest things that take me there
I know it sounds lame but its so true
I know its not right, but it seems unfair
That the things remind me of you
Sometimes I wish we could just pretend
Even if for only one weekend
So come on, Tell me
Is this the end?

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Take What You Take




A picture paints a thousand words,
As one door opens, another one closes,
And two wrongs don't make a right
Now good things come to those who wait,
Take the highs with the lows dear,
You'll get what your given and

everything's gonna be alright.

What the fuck do you know?
Just cos you're old you think your wise,
But who the hell are you though,
I didn't even ask for your advice
You wanna keep your mouth shut,
You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere,
Cos you're doing in my nut,
And do you think I care?

[Chorus]
Say what you say,
Do what you do
Feel what you feel,
As long as it's real.
I said take what you take
And give what you give
Just be what you want,
Just as long as it's real.

Now by a horse, I once was told
That all that glitters is not gold
And all that is to fear is fear itself.
This horsey also told me,
I should keep my friends close but my

enemies closer,
So as to protect myself.

What the fuck do you know?
Just cos you're old you think your wise,
But who the hell are you though,
I didn't even ask for your advice
You wanna keep your mouth shut,
You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere,
Cos you're doing in my nut,
And do u think care?

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Friend Of Mine


I don't wanna start a fight,
But in the background I can hear you

chatting shite,
I hear it every night.
And you think that your really cool,
You've been doing it since we were both at

school,
Now who looks like a fool.

[Chorus]
You're no friend of mine girl
And I've known it for a while girl,
You're just a waste of time girl
Why don't you have another line girl.

Hook
Tell me what did you expect?
Have you got no self respect?
Reputation to protect?
Soon you'll be a nervous wreck.
[x2]

What happened to the good old days?
I was hoping this was just a stupid phase


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Alfie


Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking

weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's

nearly quarter past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup

of tea,
I can't even see you cos the room is so

smokey,
Don't understand how one can watch so much

TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you

could see.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can sit back and watch your life

waste away
You need to get a job because the bills

need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that

you can go spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that

you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your

computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from

doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop

being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had

a little chat,
Just look me in the eyes take off that

stupid thick hat.

[Chorus]

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere