EELS-Souljacker Lyrics

　　Dog Faced Boy
　　Coming home from the school today
　　Crying all along the way
　　Ain't no way for a boy to be
　　Begging ma to shave me please
　　You little punks think you own this town
　　Well someday someone's gonna bring you down
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　You, take back what you said now
　　That's the last time i cry
　　You tell me what it is to be a friend, now
　　'Till i walk beside you on the street now
　　Ma won't shave me
　　Jesus can't save me
　　Dog faced boy
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
　　Going back to the school tomorrow
　　Hang my hairy head in sorrow
　　Ain't no way for a boy to be
　　Aint' no way to set me free, now
　　Ma won't shave me
　　Jesus can't save me
　　Dog faced boy
　　Ma won't shave me
　　Jesus can't save me
　　Dog faced boy

　　That's Not Really Funny
　　Did you think that I would laugh when you said I was small
　　Did you think that that would pass as if nothing at all
　　You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny
　　And I almost always laugh, but that's not really funny
　　You play the little bells and tell a good story
　　You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me
　　But I am big, I am your man, and you're my little honey
　　And I like what you have to say, but that's not really funny
　　You must not continue to emasculate me
　　The neighbour children through the window clearly see
　　The little boy will wipe his nose because it's runny
　　Then point at me and laugh, but that's not really funny

　　Fresh Feeling
　　You don't have a clue
　　What it is like to be next to you
　　I'm here to tell you
　　That it is good
　　That it is true
　　Birds singing a song
　　Old paint is peeling
　　This is that fresh
　　That fresh feeling
　　Words can't be that strong
　　My heart is reeling
　　This is that fresh
　　That fresh feeling
　　Try
　　Try to forget what's in the past
　　Tomorrow is here
　　Love,
　　Orange sky above lighting your way
　　There's nothing to fear
　　Birds singing a song
　　Old paint is peeling
　　This is that fresh
　　That fresh feeling
　　Words can't be that strong
　　My heart is reeling
　　This is that fresh
　　That fresh feeling
　　Some people are good
　　Babe in the 'hood
　　So pure and so free
　　I'd make a safe bet
　　You're gonna get whatever you need

　　Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
　　Woman driving, man sleeping
　　With a suitcase on the rack
　　White lines shooting by
　　On the pavement like the sky
　　Looking straight ahead into the black
　　Woman driving, man sleeping
　　There's no radio to play
　　Sitting with the map
　　Laying crumpled on her lap
　　Looking for the toll money to pay
　　Man sleeping is man dreaming
　　In a large apartment house
　　Walking and knocking on doors
　　Woman driving, man sleeping
　　Passing all the other cars
　　Searching in the black
　　But never turning to look back
　　A little metal box under the stars
　　Man sleeping is man dreaming
　　In a large apartment house
　　Walking and knocking on doors
　　Woman driving, man sleeping

　　Souljacker （part 1）
　　22 miles of hard road
　　33 years of tough luck
　　44 skulls buried in the ground
　　Crawling down through the muck
　　Oh yeah
　　Johnny don't like the teacher
　　Johnny don't like the school
　　One day Johnny gonna do somethin'
　　Show 'em he's nobody's fool
　　Oh yeah
　　Sisters Brothers make better lovers
　　Family Affairs down under the covers
　　trailer park the broken hearts
　　won't let you leave until you're bleeding
　　Sally don't like her daddy
　　Sally don't like her friends
　　Sally and Johnny watchin' TV
　　Waitin' for it to end
　　Oh yeah
　　Woooh!
　　Sisters Brothers make better lovers
　　Family Affairs down under the covers
　　trailer park, the broken hearts
　　won't let you leave until you're ROCK!
　　Waaaa whoo
　　Ha Ha Ha Ha Wha Ha Ha Ha Ha… Woo!
　　22 miles of hard road
　　33 years of tough luck
　　44 skulls buried in the ground
　　Crawling down through the muck
　　Oh yeah

　　Friendly Ghost
　　If you're scared to die
　　You better not be scared to live
　　I've been spending all my days
　　Giving all i can give
　　Last night i heard someone walk in
　　Through my bedroom door
　　What they wanted i'm not exactly sure
　　A friendly ghost is all i need
　　Marking time on a broken watch
　　Counting days 'til the old pawn shop
　　Sells me back my saxophone
　　Then everyone's gonna leave me alone
　　Two times i thought i heard someone
　　Knocking on the glass
　　I hid my head and prayed that it would pass
　　A friendly ghost is all i need
　　If you're scared to die
　　You better not be scared to live
　　I've been carrying 'round a grudge
　　Think i better forgive
　　Last night i heard footsteps walking
　　On the attic floor
　　I got up and i opened up the door
　　A friendly ghost is all i need

　　Teenage Witch
　　Look at downtown
　　Sunrise of sam
　　Bring it on down now
　　I'm in a jam
　　Where did you find such a rocking vest?
　　Said get away kid
　　You've become a pest
　　Heaven can't help a teenage witch
　　From sinking deeper down into the ditch
　　Silky gown
　　Pink and brown
　　Shut you down
　　And shut you up
　　Little lizard legs and little lizard tails
　　Always taste better when you're sitting in jail
　　Still i don't think that i can resist
　　After all the turds that i had to kiss
　　Heaven can't help a teenage witch
　　From sinking deeper down into the ditch
　　Keeping arms length from the long arm law
　　Going to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
　　Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
　　Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang

　　Bus Stop Boxer
　　I don't miss where i came from
　　But each night i dream about being back home
　　When i wake up in the morning
　　I'm too tired
　　And tired of being alone
　　So i get up and go downtown
　　And pick me out a little piece of ground
　　Where i can prove something to the world
　　I can prove something to the world
　　Don't look at me
　　I'm the bus stop boxer
　　Daddy put us in the truck and
　　Dropped us off and said good luck
　　Then one lucky kid waiting for the bus
　　Made a winner out of one of us
　　Don't look at me
　　I'm the bus stop boxer
　　Going down to the railroad tracks
　　Where people know that they better not relax
　　I'm the man
　　Baby i am the man
　　This is where i can make you understand

　　Jungle Telegraph
　　Mama had an epideral
　　Hoping i would be a girl
　　The night was black
　　The sky was booming
　　Darker clouds were surely looming
　　I heard screaming
　　Doctor shouts
　　And baby then i came out
　　And here i am
　　Found my way down the street
　　Chicken hawk's favorite meat
　　The man was big
　　The gun was loaded
　　He had cash but never showed it
　　I heard screaming
　　Bleeding throat
　　And baby i got on the boat
　　And here i am
　　Now i'm up here in the trees
　　Shakin' off the bugs and fleas
　　The days are long
　　The sun is beating
　　Each day i don't die is cheating
　　Send me some lovin'
　　Send me some lovin'
　　Send it now
　　Send it by giraffe
　　Or jungle telegraph

　　World Of Shit
　　In this world of shit
　　Baby you are it
　　A little light that shines all over
　　Must take over
　　And see us through the night
　　Daddy was a troubled genius
　　Mama was a real good egg
　　Why don't we just get together
　　For whatever
　　And see if it's alright
　　I spent so many days
　　Just staring at the haze
　　And i think that that's a book
　　That i don't have to write again
　　Now when i rise i shine
　　I've got you on my mind
　　And the question isn't if
　　The question is merely when
　　Baby, i confess
　　I am quite a mess
　　So let's get married and
　　Make some people
　　More than equal
　　In this world of shit
　　I will make a pledge
　　To get down off the ledge
　　You and i belong together
　　And forever we will have
　　Our love

　　Souljacker Pt. II
　　Souljacker can't get my soul
　　Ate my carcass in a black manhole
　　Souljacker can't get my soul
　　He can shoot me up full of bullet holes
　　But the souljacker can't get my soul
　　Souljacker can't get my soul
　　Left my carcass with the worms and moles
　　Souljacker can't get my soul
　　He can hang my neck from the old flagpole
　　But the souljacker can't get my soul

　　What Is This Note?
　　The sun kisses the morning dew
　　Just the way that i'm kissing you
　　The birds are tweeting in sweet harmony
　　Teaching the free world how to be free
　　The day is new and a good one too
　　How can i prove my love to you
　　I wanna give you everything
　　Me and the birds
　　Now we're gonna sing
　　When i wake up to your beautiful smile
　　Sometimes it takes me a little while
　　To realize that i am awake
　　And that living today will be
　　A piece of cake
　　And i won't keep you for myself
　　No you're not a toy on my shelf
　　The world needs to know that you're here
　　So spread your wings and fly, my dear
　　The day is new and a good one too
　　How can i prove my love to you
　　I wanna give you everything
　　Me and the birds
　　Now we're gonna sing