《狒佛》无码版全歌词
狒佛 Baboon Buddha
01.夏山之恋 Love in Summerhill
02.狒佛偈 Chant of Baboon Buddha
03.千万最后一定要戴套 Be Sure to Use Condoms Before You Come
04.猫饼 Cat Pie
05.男优之歌 Song of a Porn Star
06.你就是我在这星球的位置 We Share the Same Position on the Planet
07.揭秘Bob Dylan未去现场领诺贝尔奖的真实原因 The Reason Why Bob Dylan did not Attend the Nobel Prize Ceremony
08.帮我买瓶开塞露 Could You Buy Me an Enema
09.性会 Sexlonga
10.怦 Pitpat
01.《夏山之恋》 Love in Summerhill
假如在夏山遇到你
If I meet you in Summerhill
我一定会爱上你
I'll fall in love with you for sure
我们会自由自在地操逼
We'll fuck as much as we like
因为我们肯定爱得死来活去
'cause we shall be madly in love with each other
我要操你的屄
I will fuck you in the cunt
我肯定要操你美丽的屄
I will fuck you in your beautiful cunt
真想在夏山就遇到你
I wish I had met you in Summerhill
我们会有多开心
I can't imagine how happy we shall be
我不知道还有什么事情
I wonder if there is anything that can be more important
能超过在夏山爱上你
than falling in love with you in Summerhill
我爱你，我爱你
I love you I love you
我好爱你
So much I love you
我爱你，我爱你
I love you I love you
我好爱你
So much I love you
02.《狒佛偈》 Chant of Baboon Buddha
狒佛有根大鸡巴
Baboon Buddha has a big dick
狒佛有两颗大睾丸
Baboon Buddha have two large testicles
狒佛还长了许多阴毛
Baboon Buddha have a lot of pubic hair
南无本师狒佛
Namo Baboon Buddha
狒佛每天吃肉
Baboon Buddha eat meat every day
狒佛整夜喝酒
Baboon Buddha drink all night long
狒佛不停操屄
Baboon Buddha fuck day and night
南无本师狒佛
Namo Baboon Buddha
狒佛生活在东方
Baboon Buddha live in the east
狒佛偶尔飞西方
Baboon Buddha sometimes fly to the west
狒佛难得去北方
Baboon Buddha rarely go to the north
南无本师狒佛
Namo Baboon Buddha
狒佛不太像狒狒
Baboon Buddha is not like baboons
狒佛也不太像佛
Baboon Buddha is not like Buddhas too
狒佛管它像什么
No matter what Baboon Buddha is like
南无本师狒佛
Namo Baboon Buddha
03.《千万最后一定要戴套》 Be Sure to Use Condoms Before You Come
没有人喜欢戴套
No one likes condoms
没有人喜欢戴套
No one likes condoms
没有人喜欢戴套
No one likes condoms
又有谁喜欢戴套
Who would like condoms
又有谁喜欢戴套
Who would like condoms
就连小姑娘也一样
Even girls feel the same way
不喜欢戴套，不喜欢戴套
They don't like condoms
但是一直体外射精
But If you keep using withdrawal method
迟早有一天会出事情
It will cause you problem sooner or later
所以我总结出了一个方法
Then I conceived of a solution
前三分之二的过程
During the first two-third of the proccess
可以不用戴套
You can have sex without condoms
可是最后三分之一的时间
But when reaching the last one-third of it
一定要戴套
Be sure to use condoms
一定要戴套
Be sure to use condoms
一定要戴套后
Be sure to use condoms
再冲刺，再冲刺
Before the final rush
再冲刺，冲刺
Before the final rush
千万最后一定要戴套啊
Be sure to use condoms before you come
不要心里面只图个省事啊
or you'll suffer for being lazy
千万最后一定要戴套啊
Be sure to use condoms before you come
不要脑子里面光想着省钱啊
or you'll suffer for being stingy
千万最后一定要戴套啊
Be sure to use condoms before you come
不要总以为这次不会啊
Don't take any chances
千万最后一定要戴套啊
Be sure to use condoms before you come
不要老觉得自己很行啊
Don't be so conceited
04.《猫饼》 Cat Pie
一个猫饼
There's a cat pie
贴在路的中心
Lying in the middle of the street
圆圆扁扁的猫饼
Round and flat
一个猫饼
A cat pie
连着一个猫饼
After a cat pie
整条马路贴满猫饼
The whole street is covered with cat pies
一个人饼
There's a man pie
铺在路的中心
Lying in the middle of the street
粘粘乎乎的人饼
Pasty and sticky
一个人饼
A man pie
接着一个人饼
After a man pie
整个世界铺满人饼
The whole world is covered with man pies
一辆汽车
One car
两辆汽车
Two cars
三辆四辆汽车
Three and four cars
五辆汽车
Five cars
六辆汽车
Six Cars
七辆八辆汽车
Seven and eight cars
一辆汽车
One car
跟着一辆汽车
Following another
汽车跟着汽车
Cars by cars
除了汽车
Cars here
还是汽车
Cars there
汽车汽车汽车
Cars cars cars
滴滴叭叭呜
Toot toot toot
滴滴叭叭呜
Toot toot toot
05.《男优之歌》 Song of a Porn Star
我睡够了大美女
I'm tired of sleeping with beautiful girls
大美女也睡够了我
The beauties are also tired of sleeping with me
我睡够了天下的大美女
I'm tired of sleeping with beautiful girls all over the world
大美女也都睡够了我
The beauties are also tired of sleeping with me
我玩够了大美女
I'm tired of shagging beautiful girls
大美女也玩够了我
They are also tired of shagging me
我玩够了世上的大美女
I'm tired of shagging beautiful girls all over the world
大美女也都玩够了我
They are also tired of shagging me
我受够了大美女
I get bored with beautiful girls
大美女也受够了我
They also get bored with me
我受够了人间的大美女
I get bored with beautiful girls on earth
大美女也都受够了我
They also get bored with me
日光之下并无新事
There is nothing new under the sun
一日不作一日不食
A day without work is a day without bread
日光之下并无心事
There is nothing on my mind under the sun
一日不作一日不死
A day looking for trouble is a day approaching the dead
06.《你就是我在这个星球的位置》We Share the Same Position on the Planet
人很可笑
Human beings are absurd
也很可怜
Human beings are abject
人很可爱
Human beings are adorable
又很可恨
Human beings are abominable
总不知道
They don't know
自己是什么
who they are
更不知道
They don't know either
自己要什么
what they want
你就是我在这星球的位置
We share the same position on the planet
你就是我在这宇宙的位置
We share the same sosition in the universe
说很简单
It's simple
也很简单
If you see it in a simple way
说很复杂
Otherwise
又很复杂
It's complicated
自己知道
Knowing
自己是什么
who you are
自己知道
Knowing
自己要什么
what you want
你就是我在这星球的位置
We share the same position on the planet
你就是我在这宇宙的位置
We share the same sosition in the universe
我只有一句话想说
I only have one thing to say
我只有一句话想说
I only have one thing to say
我只说一句话一句话一句话
One thing, only one thing
你就是我在这星球的位置
We share the same position on the planet
你就是我在这宇宙的位置
We share the same sosition in the universe
07.《揭秘Bob Dylan未去现场领诺贝尔奖的真实原因》The Reason Why Bob Dylan did not Attend the Nobel Prize Ceremony
Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖
Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize
我正好在家里吃辣糊酱
I was having chilli sauce at home
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，辣糊酱酱酱酱酱
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，我在吃辣糊酱
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, I was having chilli sauce
Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖
Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize
我真想请他来吃我的辣糊酱
I really wanna treat him to my chilli sause
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，辣糊酱酱酱酱酱
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，请他吃辣糊酱
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, treat him to my chilli sause
Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖
Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize
可他竟然没有去领这个诺贝尔奖
But he didn't go to the ceremony
诺贝尔奖，诺贝尔奖，诺贝尔奖奖奖奖奖
Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize, Nobel Nobel Nobel Prize
诺贝尔奖，诺贝尔奖，他去了哪里爽
Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize, where did Dylan go?
Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖，
Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize
他来到我家一起狂吃辣糊酱
He was eating chilli sauce with me at home
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，辣糊酱酱酱酱酱
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce
辣糊酱，辣糊酱，我们吃得非常爽
chilli sauce, chilli sauce, we all liked chilli sauce
我问他诺贝尔奖怎么样
I asked him about the Nobel Prize
他给我唱了首"blow in the wind"
He sang me "blow in the wind"
我又问他我的辣糊酱又怎么样
Then I asked him about my chilli sauce
他给我唱了首"knocking on heaven's door"
He sang me "knocking on heaven's door"
Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者
Bob Dylan is a rude egoist
Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者
Bob Dylan is a rude egoist
Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者
Bob Dylan is a rude egoist
Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者
Bob Dylan is a rude egoist
08.《帮我买瓶开塞露》 Could You Buy Me an Enema
谢谢你能来看我
Thank you for coming to visit me
我一切都还不错
Everything is going just well
要不就今天晚上
you can come tonight
要不就明日下午
or tomorrow afternoon
你什么都不用带
you don't need to bring anything
你什么都不用买
you don't need to buy anything
我家里面应有尽有
I've got everthing home
有酒有肉还有妞
wines, meat and girls
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
还记得我的爷爷
I remember that my grandfather
用开塞露通大便
uses enema to help loosen the bowels
还记得我一个大学同学
I remember that one of my colloge classmate
还用开塞露涂脸
uses enema as facial care products
开塞露什么年纪都能用
Enema is suitable for all ages
开塞露任何部位都能涂
Enema can be applied to all parts
它不仅能够疏通内外
Not only can it dredge within and without
还可以滋润万物
But it can also lubricate all creations
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
09.《性会》 Sexlonga
晚上没事干
If you have nothing to do during the night
身体在呼唤
and your body filled with sexual appetite
那就去性会玩一玩
Why not going to sexlonga to spend some time
男人不算少
A number of boys are waiting inside
女生正不断进来
Girls are entering one after another
灯光被调到最舒适的昏暗
Dim lights are perfectly set
哦，哦
oh, oh
平时不太看到你来
I didn't see you very often
哦，哦
oh, oh
请问你在哪里上班
What are you doing these days?
你长得好帅
you are such a handsome guy
我觉得你真可爱
you are such a lovely girl
合二为一创造着快感
we lust for ecstasy as our bodies combine
你有一点紧张
You are a little nervous
我还能更自然
I can act more naturally
十八般武艺要让你爽翻
Using all my skills to make you satisfied
哦，哦，
oh, oh
抱歉今天我的状态一般
Sorry for my weak performance tonight
哦，哦，
oh, oh,
其实你的技术还不赖
I think you are good in bed
哦，哦，
oh, oh,
下次你什么时候再来
When will you come next time?
哦，哦，
oh, oh
好想和你谈个恋爱
I really want to be your girlfriend
10.《怦》 Pitpat
有
There
有一个声音
There is a sound
有一个声音在
There is a sound in
我的心底
the bottom of my heart
听
Listen
就是这个声音
This is the sound
就是这个声音来自
This is the sound from
我的心底
the bottom of my heart
