唱片歌词
01.《霍金》/ Hawking
老婆，别打我
老婆，别打我
只有我知道宇宙的奥秘
老婆，别打我
这个世界上
只有我知道宇宙的奥秘
这个世界上
只有我懂得时间的意义
老婆，
你是我的黑洞
你是一个黑洞
你有一个黑洞
一个黑洞
Wife, don't beat me
Wife, don't beat me
I'm the only one who knows the secret of the universe
Wife, don't beat me
In this world
I'm the only one who knows the secret of the universe
In this world
I'm the only one who knows the meaning of the time
Wife,
You are my black hole
You are a black hole
You have a black hole
A black hole
02.《莫干山》/ Don't Fuck Mountain
Don't fuck mountain
You can fuck water
You can fuck tree
You can fuck sky
You can fuck sea
You can fuck you
You can fuck me
You can fuck everything
You can fuck evening
But
Don't fuck mountain
03.《馄饨学》/ Wontonology
肚皮饿了就吃碗大馄饨
肚皮不饿就吃碗小馄饨
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿算一顿
有了钞票就吃碗大馄饨
没啥钞票就吃碗小馄饨
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿是一顿
吃好大馄饨再吃小馄饨
吃饱子馄饨开始混沌沌
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿少一顿
Have a bowl of big wonton if you are hungry
Have a bowl of small wonton if you are not
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton wanton wonton
Have a bowl of big wonton if you are rich
Have a bowl of small wonton if you are not
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton drone as wonton
Have the small wonton after have the big wonton
crammed with wonton and live like wonton
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton won't last long
04.《之王》/ King Of
智力迟钝者之王
之王之王之王
钟科，不要去意大利
钟科，我们要为你申遗
非物质文化遗产
之王之王之王
King of Retards
King of King of King of
Zhong Ke, don't go to Italy
Zhong Ke, we will declare application for you as cultural heritage
Intangible cultural heritage
King of King of King of
05.《光速青年》/ Light-Speed Youth
司马青
阿里斯顿
司马青
Let's fuck!
司马青
SiMa Qing
Ariston
SiMa Qing
Let's fuck
SiMa Qing
06.《欧阳红》/ Ouyang Hong
太阳底下掠过一只萤火虫
乌鸦成群遨游于夜幕之中
A firefly is skimming under the sun
A flock of crows are roaming in the darkness of night
07.《棉花俱乐部》/ Cotton Club
弹弹弹弹弹棉花
弹棉花弹棉花
Fllllllllluffing cotton
Fluffing cotton fluffing cotton
08.《铁臂阿童木拿马桶压扁塌》/ Astro Boy Squash the Toilet Flat
铁臂阿童木
拿马桶压扁塌
铁臂阿童木
从来不擦电风扇
铁臂阿童木
抠忒老鸭粉丝汤
Fucking is crazy
& you're so pure
铁臂阿童木睁子眼睛困觉
铁臂阿童木捏牢鼻头做梦
Astro boy
Squash the toilet flat
Astro boy
Never scrub the electric fan
Astro boy
Buckle the duck vermicelli soup out of the stomach by finger
Fucking is crazy
& you're so pure
Astro boy
falls in to sleep with eyes wide open
Astro boy
holds his nose and dreams his dream
09.《糊涂的爱》/ Confused Love
这就是爱
糊涂的爱
这就是爱
说也说不清楚
这就是爱
糊涂的爱
这就是爱
糊里又糊涂
死了都要爱
不淋漓尽致不痛快
感情多深只有这样
才足够表白
死了都要爱
不哭到微笑不痛快
宇宙毁灭心还在
This is love
Confused love
This is love
Words stammer
This is love
Confused love
This is love
Confused and confusing
I won't stop loving even I die
Love should be crazy or I won't be satisfied
How can I prove my love
If I'm afraid of death
I won't stop loving even I die
After all these tears, I should wear a smile
The universe will end, but my heart won't die
10.《装修》/ Home Decor
乒乒乓乓
精精咣咣
唉，顾老板
你怎么也到装修市场来啦
我过来玩玩嘛
你来找点生活做做是不是啊
是的是的是的
那我们一道到街上去找点生活吧，好不好
好的好的好的
朋友你阿是要装修
我来帮你装修
朋友你阿是要装修
我来帮你装修
我来帮你装门
我来帮你装窗
我来帮你装门套
我来帮你装窗帘
我来帮你装马桶
我来帮你装浴池
我来帮你装热水器
我来帮你装煤气
我来帮你装吊顶
我来帮你贴瓷砖
我来帮你装空调
我来帮你吊屋顶
我来帮你装A
我来帮你装B
我来帮你装C
我来帮你装D
我来帮你装戆
我来帮你装死
朋友你想要装啥
我就帮你装啥
朋友你想装啥
我就帮你装啥
统统装上去喽
统统装上去
我来帮你装脚踏车
我来帮你装小毛驴
我来帮你装摩托车
我来帮你装卡车
我来帮你装大轮船
我来帮你装坦克
我来帮你装小飞机
我来帮你撞大楼
我来帮你装头
我来帮你装心
我来帮你装手
我来帮你装脚
我来帮你装肝
我来帮你装肺
我来帮你装鸡巴
我来帮你装肛门
朋友你想装啥
我就帮你装啥
朋友你要装啥
我就帮你装啥
统统装上去喽
统统装上去
小事一桩
一桩小事
朋友你不要装唻
你早就装好唻
朋友你不要装唻
那朋友，你慢慢的噶装啊
啊，你要家去啊
我们先家去喽
我们去好地方玩一玩啊
没有事过来玩啊
顾老板，拿我们走吧
好的好的好的
撒有那拉
拜拜
拜拜傻驴
西游雷特
米娜撒空母鸡哇
Pounding Banging
Tinkling Clanging
Hey,Boss Gu
Why you come to decor market?
I come to play
You come to here to find some work,do you?
Yes,yes,yes
So let's go to street to find some work together,OK?
Dude, you need home decor?
Let me help you decor
Dude, you need home decor
Let me help you decor
I help you decor door
I help you decor window
I help you decor door pocket
I help you decor window curtain
I help you decor toilet
I help you decor tub
I help you decor water heater
I help you decor gas
I help you decor ceiling
I help you decor tile
I help you decor air conditioner
I help you decor ceiling again
I help you decor A
I help you decor B
I help you decor C
I help you decor D
I help you decor the fool
I help you decor dead
Dude, whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Dude,whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Decor all of it
Decor all of it
I help you decor bicycle
I help you decor electric bicycle
I help you decor motocycle
I help you decor truck
I help you decor big ship
I help you decor tank
I help you decor small plane
I help you hit building
I help you decor head
I help you decor heart
I help you decor hand
I help you decor feet
I help you decor liver
I help you decor lungs
I help you decor dick
I help you decor asshole
Dude, whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Dude,whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Decor all of it
Decor all of it
No big deal
A small deal
Dude, you don't need to decor
You have been already decorred
Dude, you don't need to decor
Dude, take your time
Do you want to go back home?
Yeah we go home first
We go to a nice place to have good time
Come with us if you're free
Boss Gu,let's go
Yes,yes,yes
Sayonara
Bye bye
Bye bye salute
See you later
仲间 こんにちは
11.《三得利》/ Suntory
想要不一样的鲜活畅快
就要新鲜三得利
三得利啤酒
If you want a different refreshment
Just have a fresh Suntory
Suntory beer
12.《瓦力》/ Wall-E
我的名字叫瓦力
我的工作就是吃垃圾
把垃圾全都吃进去
再吐出一个一个立方体
无论刮风和下雨
不管黑夜或天明
我都会一直一直吃下去
再吐出一个一个立方体
嘿，瓦力
你吃下去的都是垃圾
嘿，瓦力
你吐出来的是立方体
My name is Wall-E
My job consists in eating garbage
Eat all garbage in
Then vomit cubes one after another
Rain or sun
Day or night
I will keep eating and eating
Then vomit cubes one after another
Hey, Wall-E
All you eat is garbage
Hey, Wall-E
All you vomit are cubes
13.《骗老外》/ Cheating Laowai
我在骗你
我真的在骗你
我是真的真的真的真的
真的真的真的在骗你
我没有骗你
我是真的在骗你
我是真的真的真的真的
真的真的真的在骗你
Hello,laowai
Artist is business
So welcome welcome to China
Hello,laowai
Laowai is business
So welcome welcome to China
I'm cheating you
I'm really cheating you
I'm really really really really
really really really cheating you
I'm not cheating you
I'm really cheating you
I'm really really really really
really really really cheating you
Hello,laowai
Artist is business
So welcome welcome to China
Hello,laowai
Laowai is business
So welcome welcome to China
14.《一块活肉》/ A Piece of Living Flesh
我漫步在空中
没有什么可以阻止
每个人的脸上
都有颗靶心
只是行走的一块活肉
I'm walking in the sky
Nothing could stop
There's a bull's eye
On everyone's face
Just a piece of walking living flesh
15.《2012》
子宫大爆炸
鸡巴成肉丁
Womb bombs
Dick diced
16.《聪明的戆大》/ Clever Idiot
有一个聪明的戆大
买了把飞快的钝刀
吃了根滚烫的棒冰
杀忒个年轻的老太
There was a clever idiot
He bought a sharp blunt knife
Then ate a hot ice-sucker
And killed a young granny
17.《发票》/ Invoice
回收冰箱彩电电脑
洗衣机热水器空调
发票发票发票
发票要哇发票
Salvaging fridge,television,computer
Washing machine,water heater,air-conditioner
Invoice Invoice Invoice
Invoice do you want Invoice
18.《陆晨乖》/ Good Boy LuChen
陆晨蹲了角落里
看上去交关生气
陆晨脾气不太好
衲不要靠伊太近
陆晨立了房顶上
觉得自家老了不起
陆晨伊脑子有问题
衲千万不要帮伊讲道理
陆晨乖陆晨乖
阿姨给你削苹果
陆晨乖陆晨乖
叔叔给你切生梨
陆晨乖陆晨乖
妈妈给你买宝剑
陆晨乖陆晨乖
爸爸给你当马骑
LuChen squats in the corner
He looks very angry
LuChen has an ill-temper
Stay away from him
LuChen stands on the roof
He feels himself very great
LuChen has a screw loose
Don't reason with him
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Aunty pare an apple for you
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Uncle cut a pear for you
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Mummy buy a toy sword for you
Good boy LuChen Good Boy LuChen
Daddy crawl as a horse for you
19.《暴躁情歌》/ A Feverish Love Song
我是在高速公路奔跑的动物
我是在森林里走失的驯鹿
我是在沙滩上搁浅的鲸鱼
你永远也不知道我有多难过
附：《秋天》 （词、曲：高翔）
天气已经是秋天的味道
恋爱的人们拥抱在秋天
但是看不到看不到秋天
恋爱的人们永远不知道结果
看不到那挂在秋天的葡萄
看不到那结在秋天的苹果
看不到那长在秋天的麦子
看不到那飞过秋天的鸟儿们
I'm an animal running on the highway
I'm a reindeer lost in the forest
I'm a wale stranded on the beach
You'll never know how triste I am
Followed with："The Fall" (written by Gao Xiang)
It smells autumn in the air
People in love are embracing in the fall
But they never see never see the fall
People in love never foretell the ending
They never see grapes hanging in the fall
They never see apples fruit in the fall
They never see wheats ripened in the fall
They never see birds flying past the fall
老婆，别打我
老婆，别打我
只有我知道宇宙的奥秘
老婆，别打我
这个世界上
只有我知道宇宙的奥秘
这个世界上
只有我懂得时间的意义
老婆，
你是我的黑洞
你是一个黑洞
你有一个黑洞
一个黑洞
Wife, don't beat me
Wife, don't beat me
I'm the only one who knows the secret of the universe
Wife, don't beat me
In this world
I'm the only one who knows the secret of the universe
In this world
I'm the only one who knows the meaning of the time
Wife,
You are my black hole
You are a black hole
You have a black hole
A black hole
02.《莫干山》/ Don't Fuck Mountain
Don't fuck mountain
You can fuck water
You can fuck tree
You can fuck sky
You can fuck sea
You can fuck you
You can fuck me
You can fuck everything
You can fuck evening
But
Don't fuck mountain
03.《馄饨学》/ Wontonology
肚皮饿了就吃碗大馄饨
肚皮不饿就吃碗小馄饨
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿算一顿
有了钞票就吃碗大馄饨
没啥钞票就吃碗小馄饨
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿是一顿
吃好大馄饨再吃小馄饨
吃饱子馄饨开始混沌沌
馄饨馄饨馄饨么混一顿
馄饨馄饨混一顿少一顿
Have a bowl of big wonton if you are hungry
Have a bowl of small wonton if you are not
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton wanton wonton
Have a bowl of big wonton if you are rich
Have a bowl of small wonton if you are not
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton drone as wonton
Have the small wonton after have the big wonton
crammed with wonton and live like wonton
Wonton wonton random wonton
Wonton wonton won't last long
04.《之王》/ King Of
智力迟钝者之王
之王之王之王
钟科，不要去意大利
钟科，我们要为你申遗
非物质文化遗产
之王之王之王
King of Retards
King of King of King of
Zhong Ke, don't go to Italy
Zhong Ke, we will declare application for you as cultural heritage
Intangible cultural heritage
King of King of King of
05.《光速青年》/ Light-Speed Youth
司马青
阿里斯顿
司马青
Let's fuck!
司马青
SiMa Qing
Ariston
SiMa Qing
Let's fuck
SiMa Qing
06.《欧阳红》/ Ouyang Hong
太阳底下掠过一只萤火虫
乌鸦成群遨游于夜幕之中
A firefly is skimming under the sun
A flock of crows are roaming in the darkness of night
07.《棉花俱乐部》/ Cotton Club
弹弹弹弹弹棉花
弹棉花弹棉花
Fllllllllluffing cotton
Fluffing cotton fluffing cotton
08.《铁臂阿童木拿马桶压扁塌》/ Astro Boy Squash the Toilet Flat
铁臂阿童木
拿马桶压扁塌
铁臂阿童木
从来不擦电风扇
铁臂阿童木
抠忒老鸭粉丝汤
Fucking is crazy
& you're so pure
铁臂阿童木睁子眼睛困觉
铁臂阿童木捏牢鼻头做梦
Astro boy
Squash the toilet flat
Astro boy
Never scrub the electric fan
Astro boy
Buckle the duck vermicelli soup out of the stomach by finger
Fucking is crazy
& you're so pure
Astro boy
falls in to sleep with eyes wide open
Astro boy
holds his nose and dreams his dream
09.《糊涂的爱》/ Confused Love
这就是爱
糊涂的爱
这就是爱
说也说不清楚
这就是爱
糊涂的爱
这就是爱
糊里又糊涂
死了都要爱
不淋漓尽致不痛快
感情多深只有这样
才足够表白
死了都要爱
不哭到微笑不痛快
宇宙毁灭心还在
This is love
Confused love
This is love
Words stammer
This is love
Confused love
This is love
Confused and confusing
I won't stop loving even I die
Love should be crazy or I won't be satisfied
How can I prove my love
If I'm afraid of death
I won't stop loving even I die
After all these tears, I should wear a smile
The universe will end, but my heart won't die
10.《装修》/ Home Decor
乒乒乓乓
精精咣咣
唉，顾老板
你怎么也到装修市场来啦
我过来玩玩嘛
你来找点生活做做是不是啊
是的是的是的
那我们一道到街上去找点生活吧，好不好
好的好的好的
朋友你阿是要装修
我来帮你装修
朋友你阿是要装修
我来帮你装修
我来帮你装门
我来帮你装窗
我来帮你装门套
我来帮你装窗帘
我来帮你装马桶
我来帮你装浴池
我来帮你装热水器
我来帮你装煤气
我来帮你装吊顶
我来帮你贴瓷砖
我来帮你装空调
我来帮你吊屋顶
我来帮你装A
我来帮你装B
我来帮你装C
我来帮你装D
我来帮你装戆
我来帮你装死
朋友你想要装啥
我就帮你装啥
朋友你想装啥
我就帮你装啥
统统装上去喽
统统装上去
我来帮你装脚踏车
我来帮你装小毛驴
我来帮你装摩托车
我来帮你装卡车
我来帮你装大轮船
我来帮你装坦克
我来帮你装小飞机
我来帮你撞大楼
我来帮你装头
我来帮你装心
我来帮你装手
我来帮你装脚
我来帮你装肝
我来帮你装肺
我来帮你装鸡巴
我来帮你装肛门
朋友你想装啥
我就帮你装啥
朋友你要装啥
我就帮你装啥
统统装上去喽
统统装上去
小事一桩
一桩小事
朋友你不要装唻
你早就装好唻
朋友你不要装唻
那朋友，你慢慢的噶装啊
啊，你要家去啊
我们先家去喽
我们去好地方玩一玩啊
没有事过来玩啊
顾老板，拿我们走吧
好的好的好的
撒有那拉
拜拜
拜拜傻驴
西游雷特
米娜撒空母鸡哇
Pounding Banging
Tinkling Clanging
Hey,Boss Gu
Why you come to decor market?
I come to play
You come to here to find some work,do you?
Yes,yes,yes
So let's go to street to find some work together,OK?
Dude, you need home decor?
Let me help you decor
Dude, you need home decor
Let me help you decor
I help you decor door
I help you decor window
I help you decor door pocket
I help you decor window curtain
I help you decor toilet
I help you decor tub
I help you decor water heater
I help you decor gas
I help you decor ceiling
I help you decor tile
I help you decor air conditioner
I help you decor ceiling again
I help you decor A
I help you decor B
I help you decor C
I help you decor D
I help you decor the fool
I help you decor dead
Dude, whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Dude,whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Decor all of it
Decor all of it
I help you decor bicycle
I help you decor electric bicycle
I help you decor motocycle
I help you decor truck
I help you decor big ship
I help you decor tank
I help you decor small plane
I help you hit building
I help you decor head
I help you decor heart
I help you decor hand
I help you decor feet
I help you decor liver
I help you decor lungs
I help you decor dick
I help you decor asshole
Dude, whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Dude,whatever you want to decor
I'll help you to decor
Decor all of it
Decor all of it
No big deal
A small deal
Dude, you don't need to decor
You have been already decorred
Dude, you don't need to decor
Dude, take your time
Do you want to go back home?
Yeah we go home first
We go to a nice place to have good time
Come with us if you're free
Boss Gu,let's go
Yes,yes,yes
Sayonara
Bye bye
Bye bye salute
See you later
仲间 こんにちは
11.《三得利》/ Suntory
想要不一样的鲜活畅快
就要新鲜三得利
三得利啤酒
If you want a different refreshment
Just have a fresh Suntory
Suntory beer
12.《瓦力》/ Wall-E
我的名字叫瓦力
我的工作就是吃垃圾
把垃圾全都吃进去
再吐出一个一个立方体
无论刮风和下雨
不管黑夜或天明
我都会一直一直吃下去
再吐出一个一个立方体
嘿，瓦力
你吃下去的都是垃圾
嘿，瓦力
你吐出来的是立方体
My name is Wall-E
My job consists in eating garbage
Eat all garbage in
Then vomit cubes one after another
Rain or sun
Day or night
I will keep eating and eating
Then vomit cubes one after another
Hey, Wall-E
All you eat is garbage
Hey, Wall-E
All you vomit are cubes
13.《骗老外》/ Cheating Laowai
我在骗你
我真的在骗你
我是真的真的真的真的
真的真的真的在骗你
我没有骗你
我是真的在骗你
我是真的真的真的真的
真的真的真的在骗你
Hello,laowai
Artist is business
So welcome welcome to China
Hello,laowai
Laowai is business
So welcome welcome to China
I'm cheating you
I'm really cheating you
I'm really really really really
really really really cheating you
I'm not cheating you
I'm really cheating you
I'm really really really really
really really really cheating you
Hello,laowai
Artist is business
So welcome welcome to China
Hello,laowai
Laowai is business
So welcome welcome to China
14.《一块活肉》/ A Piece of Living Flesh
我漫步在空中
没有什么可以阻止
每个人的脸上
都有颗靶心
只是行走的一块活肉
I'm walking in the sky
Nothing could stop
There's a bull's eye
On everyone's face
Just a piece of walking living flesh
15.《2012》
子宫大爆炸
鸡巴成肉丁
Womb bombs
Dick diced
16.《聪明的戆大》/ Clever Idiot
有一个聪明的戆大
买了把飞快的钝刀
吃了根滚烫的棒冰
杀忒个年轻的老太
There was a clever idiot
He bought a sharp blunt knife
Then ate a hot ice-sucker
And killed a young granny
17.《发票》/ Invoice
回收冰箱彩电电脑
洗衣机热水器空调
发票发票发票
发票要哇发票
Salvaging fridge,television,computer
Washing machine,water heater,air-conditioner
Invoice Invoice Invoice
Invoice do you want Invoice
18.《陆晨乖》/ Good Boy LuChen
陆晨蹲了角落里
看上去交关生气
陆晨脾气不太好
衲不要靠伊太近
陆晨立了房顶上
觉得自家老了不起
陆晨伊脑子有问题
衲千万不要帮伊讲道理
陆晨乖陆晨乖
阿姨给你削苹果
陆晨乖陆晨乖
叔叔给你切生梨
陆晨乖陆晨乖
妈妈给你买宝剑
陆晨乖陆晨乖
爸爸给你当马骑
LuChen squats in the corner
He looks very angry
LuChen has an ill-temper
Stay away from him
LuChen stands on the roof
He feels himself very great
LuChen has a screw loose
Don't reason with him
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Aunty pare an apple for you
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Uncle cut a pear for you
Good boy LuChen Good boy LuChen
Mummy buy a toy sword for you
Good boy LuChen Good Boy LuChen
Daddy crawl as a horse for you
19.《暴躁情歌》/ A Feverish Love Song
我是在高速公路奔跑的动物
我是在森林里走失的驯鹿
我是在沙滩上搁浅的鲸鱼
你永远也不知道我有多难过
附：《秋天》 （词、曲：高翔）
天气已经是秋天的味道
恋爱的人们拥抱在秋天
但是看不到看不到秋天
恋爱的人们永远不知道结果
看不到那挂在秋天的葡萄
看不到那结在秋天的苹果
看不到那长在秋天的麦子
看不到那飞过秋天的鸟儿们
I'm an animal running on the highway
I'm a reindeer lost in the forest
I'm a wale stranded on the beach
You'll never know how triste I am
Followed with："The Fall" (written by Gao Xiang)
It smells autumn in the air
People in love are embracing in the fall
But they never see never see the fall
People in love never foretell the ending
They never see grapes hanging in the fall
They never see apples fruit in the fall
They never see wheats ripened in the fall
They never see birds flying past the fall
