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Death To All But Metal 废掉所有人，只剩重金属

操/他的Goo Goo Dolls，丫只配舔我蛋/蛋
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
不过是一帮
They look like the dorks
冒着傻气的二/B
That hang out at the mall

阿姆只配给我吹/箫，加上他师傅Dr Dre
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr Dre
互相吹也没差，因为这两都是基/佬
They can suck eachother, just because they're gay
只会互相马屁，舔对方的屁股
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
大家一起大叫，重金属回来啦！
Everybody shout, heavy metal's back!

废掉所有人，只剩重金属！
Death to all but metal

干死 Papa Roach，还有Blink 182
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
这些狗/屎样的孬种
All those fucking pussies sounds like Doggy Doo
穿着垮裤，头发像只刺猬
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
给我提内裤都不配
They're not wroth the crust on my underwear

Def Leppard上哪去了？
Where is Def Leppard?
连Mötley Crüe都不见了
Where is Mötley Crüe?
为毛现在的歌词听起来都像小儿科？
Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss?

废掉所有人，只剩重金属！
Death to all but metal

宰掉这帮
Kills those fucking fuckheads
在MTV混事的杂碎
who program MTV
还有唱片公司，让他们吃我的大/便
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

小甜甜死期到了，做了那个小/ 荡 /妇
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
麦当娜也不能放过，把她先/奸/后/杀
Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt
干 / 死玛丽亚凯莉，日/死雪莉克劳
F××k Maria Careyh, death to Sheryl Crowe
谁叫她们亲来亲去玩 百合
They can kiss eachother on the camel toe
50分和Kanye West都是
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
只会互相颜马赛克射的玻/璃
Shooting hot sperm on eachothers chest

废掉所有人，只剩重金属！
Death to all but metal



Eatin ain't cheatin 口马赛克交不等于外遇


昨天晚上我给一个姑娘口马赛克交了
I went down on her last night
我自个觉得自己没做错啥
From what i understand baby thats alright
说实话，我又没有干她，只不过是口马赛克交而已
I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through
之后她也帮我口马赛克爆了一回
She rocked my stick and i blew my load
在那之后，亲爱的，我不就回家了咩
But right after, honey, i came home
在这世上我还是最爱你，我只不过没法控制自己去口马赛克交
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly i can't resist
如果你要和我一直在一起，你就得知道这一点
So if you want to come with me, i'll show you what i mean

口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin
我真不知道你纠结个什么劲
I don't know what your talking about
口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin
就像口马赛克交不等于性马赛克交一样
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin

现在我是个玩乐队的男人
Now i'm just a man in a band
帮姑娘们口马赛克交我已经尽量快一点
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as i can
舔来亲去
Licky clitty clitty
偶尔还得用上舌头
Tonging that twat
真是吮指回味
Its finger licking good
亲爱的，为什么要我停下来
Baby why should i stop
想要找个座儿的话，为什么不直接坐在我脸上
If you want to have a seat i'll clear a place on my face yeah

口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin
在后台我只用我的嘴
I'm backstage only using my mouth
口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin
我的每餐都是如此鲜嫩多汁
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah

口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eatin ain't cheatin
就像口马赛克交不等于性交一样
You should know sucking ain't fucking
口马赛克交不等于外遇
Eating ain't cheatin
全世界的姑娘都该明白这一点
I'm telling all the girls around the world