My Fake Plastic Love [舊作]

世上有许多爱情那么不真实，却随处可见，人工的，塑料的，泛着金属氧化的气味~~

她常常迟到，为了让他等10分钟，然后飘飘然地驾到~~
她常常和他一起出去吃饭，在漫长的吃吃喝喝之后，毫无买单之意~~
她常常和他乘出租车，永远坐后排，摸皮夹的速度也永远滞后一拍~~
她常常和他逛商店，品头论足之后，嫌这个价钱太贵，赞别人男人有钱~~

他还常常收到她的短信，甜腻的，暧昧的，矜持的，亲切的，还有发嗲的~~
他老是搪（念：tang）不住她的电话，紧急的比他开会还重要，紧张的比他考核还危险~~
他一直得到美丽的期许，却从没有听到郑重的承诺~~
他像一只精疲力尽的驴子，依然孜孜不倦地盯着前方看似完美的胡萝卜~~

当生活的重量成为双份的时候，他有点透不过气，周身不自在，渐渐由绝望到死心~~
他曾经想成为她心中的那个他，永远，只可惜，太不实际~~

她看似那么真实，却那么遥不可及~~
她的香水味沁人心脾，却总是泛着人工的气味~~

偶然的一天，他听着 Fake Plastic Trees 写下了此文...
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Her Green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans.
to get rid of itself.
And It Wears Her Out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And It Wears Him Out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My Fake Plastic Love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And It Wears Me Out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could BE who you wanted
If I could BE who you wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...