'Ur so gay' 歌词试译——俏皮幽默的小玩意儿~

   U R SO GAY

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
while jacking off listening to Mozart
You b*tch and moan about LA
wishing you were in the rain reading hemingway

真想你的H&M围巾勒断你的脖，
当你打手枪时放着莫扎特的歌。
你一边唧唧歪歪，讽刺挖苦LA，
却又梦想雨中读本海明威。

You don't eat meat
and drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need spf 45 just to stay alive

你不吃肉，还开电动车。
独立摇滚的派头，整得像是艺术活。
没有防晒霜SPF45日子就没法过。

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No You don't even like
No You don't even like boys

你这么gay，可是又不爱男的。
你甚至也不爱男的。

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
that nobody understands you

你郁郁寡欢，应该来份开心乐园餐，
你骨瘦如柴，真该改为超大号餐单。
让你如此暗爽的事，是无人把你看穿。

I'm so mean cause i cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead
I can't believe i fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

我这么恶毒，只因不能将你的自恋打破。
我如此抓狂，你对MySpace的关注多过我。
真是难以置信，我萌的这位，上的妆比谁都多……

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

你走走晃晃，风度翩翩，人模人样的。
除此之外，也没啥真本事值得扯。
只想你别再装逼那么紧，起码真实对我。

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No You don't even like
No You don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No You don't even like

No You don't even like……penis

你像个gay，而且还不爱男的。
不对不对，你甚至也不爱男的。

你像个gay，而且还不爱男的。
不对不对，你甚至都不爱男的。

你甚至都不喜欢……小鸡鸡。


P.S.歌词有点意思，感觉被侮辱讽刺的文艺小资男先生或伪直男同志们，请拿出点自嘲精神，不要每天都是gay pride，人人都是红卫兵，风吹草动就尖叫homophobia~

PPS.like的作动词只有喜欢的意思，如果表达相像则词性为介词，不能单独做谓语的。