Brian Top marks for not tryin’ It’s so kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness We’re grateful and so strangely comforted And I wonder: are you puttin’ us under? Cos we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator!
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you There’s notin’ that you couldn’t slip through Or at least that’s the impression I get cos you’re smooth and you’re wet and she’s not aware yet, but she’s yours! She’ll be saying “Use me, show me the jacuzzi” I imagine that it’s there on a plate Your high rendezvous rate means that you’ll never be frightened to make ‘em wait for a while I doubt it’s your style not to get what you set out to acquire The eyes are on fire You are the unforcasted storm— what?!
(Brian) Calm, collected, and commandin’ (Top marks for not tryin’) You leave the other stories standin’ With your renditions and jokes, bet there’s hundreds of blokes that have wept cos you’ve stolen their…. Thunder! Are you putting us under? Cos we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirts and ties combination Well, see ya later innovator!